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About lickastick : I enjoy traveling, eating, sleeping, adventuring, and watching Netflix... Sometimes all at the same time.

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Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (40)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

2day I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap . I pulld into my driveway an made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes . I endd up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree . FML

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On 11/13/2014 at 1:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You knowhat's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

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110 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I HAD AN IMPORTANT ORAL REPORT TO DELIVER WITH A PARTNER. NOT ONLY DID HE COME IN LATE AND HIGH HE PRONOUNCED VIRGINIA AS "VAGINA" THEHOLE WAY THROUGH. MEGA FML

#21257414
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On 09/13/2014 at 10:36am - misc - by Jamestown of Vagina (man) - United States (Texas)

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

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141 comments

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On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, aftar a big housa party tha night bafora, I woka up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangovar. I took a swig from a cup I'd laft on mah badsida tabla tha night bafora, thinking it was watar. Nopa; it was vodka. FML

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102 comments

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On 06/06/2014 at 6:01pm - health - by shartface12 (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, mah dad made me stick mah gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an ( expectant mothers ) parking spot. looool mega FML

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On 04/20/2014 at 1:21pm - misc - by Not-pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today..!! mah boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me..!! while sitting on the crapper..!! with the door open!! FML

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131 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 3:06am - love - by ShittyProposal - United States (Ohio)

yesterday while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone looool making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I cummed out . FML

#20808725
107 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When mah 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants an peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out 4 upsetting her. FML

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152 comments

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On 07/27/2013 at 2:31pm - kids - by poopiter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my pone went off, reminding me to take my birt control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. Te ringtone ad been canged to my boyfriend singing "It's birt control time, birt control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

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117 comments

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On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today... trying to flrt with a grl... I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints."

#20796252
90 comments

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On 07/21/2013 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by MarkQ95 (man) - Ireland

Today I was babysitting a littla boy fir tha first tima . Ha kapt using all sorts of profanity toward ma tha whola avaning so I told his mom whan sha pickad him up . Sha just gruntad and muttarad "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." big fat FML

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121 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm - money - by Nick (man) - United States (California)

I WOKE UP WITH A HALF-SHAVED HEAD, THANKS TO THE FRIENDS I LET CRASH AT MAH PLACE LAST NIGHT. I HAVE WORK IN AN HOUR AN A HALF, AN THEY HID MAH HAIR CLIPPERS. FML

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63 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 1:47am - work - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States



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