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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1956
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lickastick : I enjoy traveling, eating, sleeping, adventuring, and watching Netflix... Sometimes all at the same time.

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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 2:32pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 10:54pm<b>silkyred</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 4:49pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 8:38pm<b>nerdtron430</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 7:29pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:34pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:27am<b>negb</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:45pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 12:36pm<b>NoBothersForMe</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 3:44pm<b>Seashells77</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 12:54am<b>evanvoss</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 8:25am<b>winniethebitch</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 7:36pm<b>dabaerju</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 11:22pm<b>americanafrican</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 5:23pm<b>balba31</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 6:46pm<b>alice2lacy</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 10:00pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 6:06pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 5:04pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:06am<b>evanvoss</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 9:02pm<b>drcr</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 5:58am<b>MRP360</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 8:19pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 6:58pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 5:30pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 5:15pm<b>dmraya1</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 4:31pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 5:57pm<b>superwolf33</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 6:11am

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lickastick's favorite FMLs

Today, I met one of my fiancé's coworkers. Normally I'd never ask how far along someone's pregnancy is without being 100% sure they're not just fat, but she seemed fit. Well, I now know that virtually all the fat in some people's bodies can go straight to their gut and nowhere else. FML

by porkers gonna pork :\ / 03/12/2016 at 10:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

by Quendolin / 11/09/2015 at 9:07am / Germany / Miscellaneous

Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML

by MyLegsHurt / 10/28/2015 at 6:18pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend is as punctual as a German train; I woke up to see her taking a dump into a plastic bag in our bedroom, all because my roommate was using the bathroom and she had to leave for work on time. FML

by WakeUpToADream / 09/25/2015 at 4:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

by jack / 08/27/2015 at 6:56am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

by Anonymous / 08/05/2015 at 10:06am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I woke up early and took my medication to help me focus while catching up on lectures. I ended up spending the whole day focused on fixing my drawer for no apparent reason. FML

by distracted / 07/13/2015 at 9:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML

by Arcanin3Boss / 06/23/2015 at 2:37am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

by oh no / 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

by nityasomaiya / 05/16/2015 at 1:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML

by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML

by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 9:17pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

by sistertaxi / 05/14/2015 at 10:23am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

by Anonymus / 04/18/2015 at 3:01am / Sweden / Kids

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy