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lexxiii

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  • Number of visits : 8424
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About lexxiii : This site makes me happy because I like seeing other people in pain along with me. Always live life to the fullest, though. You never know when it will be gone.

I love kittens, science, and film all in that order.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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lexxiii's favorite FMLs

Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

#16718637
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30865) - you deserved it (9706)

On 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13464) - you deserved it (59745)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML

#16599419
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28925) - you deserved it (3606) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonyme - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18599) - you deserved it (40242)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

#16546066
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37145) - you deserved it (5468)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by disappointed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

#16451078
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28783) - you deserved it (2606)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:43pm - misc - by trafficfail (woman) -

Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML

#16325650
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35719) - you deserved it (8686)

On 05/24/2011 at 8:33am - health - by tash (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

#16307773
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30452) - you deserved it (7951)

On 05/23/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by sleepy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dad demonstrated just how incredibly illiterate he is. He sent me a chain email about the awful lives of people with "Asparagus syndrome". FML

#16078669
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25226) - you deserved it (3360)

On 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by K. - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

#16030306
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27374) - you deserved it (2461)

On 05/03/2011 at 8:04am - misc - by Mayshod -

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

#16030306
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27374) - you deserved it (2461)

On 05/03/2011 at 8:04am - misc - by Mayshod -

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML

#15914816
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36292) - you deserved it (3083)

On 04/25/2011 at 1:01am - misc - by Mr. Headshot -

Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML

#15904630
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50476) - you deserved it (8986)

On 04/24/2011 at 1:56am - love - by kyla - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29339) - you deserved it (11835)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51395) - you deserved it (8225)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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