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lexim1130

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lexim1130

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 448
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lexim1130 : Im Lexi, I'm into cars I smoke I drink fuck it its life . I love tattoos and piercings, got 11 piercings, 9 tatts but plan on getting everything filled up. Not on this much anymore, wanna talk ask for my snapchat👌🏻

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Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

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On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML

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On 08/03/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by zackeryburch - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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On 08/01/2013 at 3:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)



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