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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 November 1996 (18 years)
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About lexim1130 : Im Lexi, I'm into cars I smoke I drink fuck it its life . I love tattoos and piercings, got 11 piercings, 9 tatts but plan on getting everything filled up. Not on this much anymore, wanna talk ask for my snapchat👌🏻

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