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levisguy53
  • Town/Country : Warren, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 519
  • Number of comments : 320
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, some kid asked me if I was Mexican. After I explained to him that I was actually Venezuelan, he simply snorted and said, "That's the same f*cking thing. If you speak Spanish then you're Mexican." FML

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On 10/30/2013 at 10:59pm - misc - by Rinelric1998 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

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On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

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On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML

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On 12/30/2010 at 9:09am - intimacy - by georgiahick -

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

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On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)



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