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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1879
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About letmehavemytea : Hi! 20 year old University student in the Faculty of Arts transferring to Law once I get my BA :)

Drinking is fun and girls are pretty.

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letmehavemytea's favorite FMLs

Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17355) - you deserved it (17917)

On 10/03/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by Jlhfan90 - United States

Today, I found out why my teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently my son convinced her that toothpaste has tons of calories. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (2501)

On 09/28/2012 at 10:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23701) - you deserved it (9327)

On 09/06/2012 at 5:50pm - love - by WaxOnWaxOff - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29808) - you deserved it (3783)

On 09/04/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by UnknownOperation (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer, until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27466) - you deserved it (2240)

On 08/20/2012 at 5:14am - misc - by scared to leave the house (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32522) - you deserved it (3471)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29690) - you deserved it (5609)

On 08/06/2012 at 2:37am - love - by shastadoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25500) - you deserved it (2423)

On 08/02/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, my cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, and making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24781) - you deserved it (3320)

On 07/15/2012 at 3:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML


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On 06/12/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Apple (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML


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