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Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17870) - you deserved it (8433)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7304) - you deserved it (74676)

On 10/28/2009 at 5:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML

#5658558
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7453) - you deserved it (31919)

On 10/05/2009 at 6:49am - work - by Me (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I caught my dad squishing my stick-on bra cups in his hands, trying to figure out what they are. He's an engineer who graduated from MIT. I still don't think he knows what they are. FML

Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML

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On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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