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Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomitting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31277) - you deserved it (7490)

On 09/15/2009 at 9:21am - animals - by Meow (woman) - Singapore

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15034) - you deserved it (62429)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)



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