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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1124
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About leopardwilliam : I like summer.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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leopardwilliam's favorite FMLs

Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML

#21452435
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22025) - you deserved it (2710)

On 08/05/2015 at 9:22pm - love - by still single (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

#21443362
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23692) - you deserved it (9006)

On 07/18/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by supersmashpika (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (2326)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24996) - you deserved it (16112)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

#21249696
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39923) - you deserved it (3809)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by mayoshampoo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94076) - you deserved it (15875)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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