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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 May 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1440
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

#9134827
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9483) - you deserved it (36965)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by splitzville (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML

Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (136050) - you deserved it (10596)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)



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