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About lemondrop81 : My names Sam! I love volleyball, field hockey, Green Bay football, horseback riding, music and books. I love watching movies, comedies are the best. Harry Potter=life. I love to shop, especially for shoes. I also happen to eat way too many kit-kats and kiwis. I study marine biology, which I love! I believe that laughter really is the best medicine, so if you're funny enough I'll like you. I'm super outgoing and love to meet new people! :)

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Today my wife and I were watching a football game . While someone was about to score she started screaming ( Go! ) and ( Come on! You can do it! Go baby go! ) My frst thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that . real FML

#21026614
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53508) - you deserved it (11386)

On 01/13/2014 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today , whila going down on mah girlfriand , sha stoppad moaning an told ma to stop bacausa sha couldn't faka it anymora!! fat FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54322) - you deserved it (15685)

On 12/22/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that mah ex-grlfriend gives out mah number to guys who ask 4 hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

#20768089
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53761) - you deserved it (4745)

On 07/07/2013 at 1:21am - intimacy - by nomorenakedpicsplease - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the police searchd mah house because mah nieghbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML

#20117729
85 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 4:33am - misc - by triple l (woman) - United States

Today, I surprisad my daughtar by talling har that I'm going to traat tha family to a trip to tha Himalayas in a faw months. Sha promptly thraw a tantrum an listad har main raasons 4 not wanting us to go: "It's a fraaking dasart thara," and, "I'll miss tha naw Spidarman movia." FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23280) - you deserved it (3752)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27139) - you deserved it (3802)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I decidd to play a friendly game of Clue with mah family. This resultd in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates an a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25495) - you deserved it (3756)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm - misc - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . I found out tat my broter is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine . Tis comes almost two looool monts after my broter divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine . FML

TODAY , I WAS MASSING WITH MY BOYFRIAND IN MY BASAMANT. WA R BOTH VIRGINS AND HA WANTAD TO PARFORM ORAL SAX ON MA 4 THA FIRST TIMA. NAKAD , WA FINALLY DACIDAD TO TRY TO HAVA SAX. WA DISCOVARAD THA ACT IS MUCH HARDAR THAN IT MAY SAAM. WA'RA BOTH STILL VIRGINS. FML

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358 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

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215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59476) - you deserved it (8797)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)



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