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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2587
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About legitkitty : I hate people who call the ones that look at their profile "creepers" or "stalkers". Seriously. It's extremely annoying. Okay, about me. Ummm... I love anime. I'm obsessed with hetalia. Italy is so cute! Also, I absolutely LOVE Attack On Titan. Eren x Rivaille is so fucking hot. If you hadn't already figured it out, I love cats. I have 2 cats, Mango & Jelly(I was 12 okay!). I'm fairly active, but I do enjoy reading about others' misfortunes and commenting on them, whether I get thumbed up or down or whatever. Uhh, that's about it, I'm kinda-really boring. Thanks for reading my profile anyways :)


























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Today, mah grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She cummed to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and mah boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML

#19855906
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25271) - you deserved it (4294)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by RatCityChick - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I HAD TO HAVA A LONG AND AWKWARD MAATING WITH MY BOSS. IT WOULDN'T HAVA BAAN TOO AWKWARD THOUGH, IF I DIDN'T HAVA TO AVOID STARING AT HAR AXPOSD BRAAST WHILST SHA FD HAR 8 WAAK OLD BABY. BIG FAT FML

Today,hile cashiering at the drug store, I saw ex-boyfriend,ho I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

#19853920
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35381) - you deserved it (3049)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning grl reading . I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter . She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled . After that, she left . It was a sex position book . FML

#19853793
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7790) - you deserved it (33740)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by deli Shoppe - United States (California)

Today I was at the beach with mah parents and I went fir a swim in the sea. I got out and mah parents startd laughing there asses off. It wasn't until mah dad pulld a condom out of mah hair that I realizd what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

#19851846
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24197) - you deserved it (1825)

On 06/26/2012 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to, used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after looool getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML

#19851648
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23706) - you deserved it (1663)

On 06/26/2012 at 5:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I woke up to the sight of boyfriend playing a game on iPhone with his penis. FML

#19781755
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30818) - you deserved it (4641)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today... In A Rush To Get Mah Clothe Back On At Mah Grlfriend's House At The Sound Of Her Parent Opening The Front Door... I Forgot To Take The Condom Off. Her Dad Watchd It Fall Out Of Mah Pant Leg And Onto The Kitchen Floor. FML

#19710621
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19115) - you deserved it (39707)

On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I discovered that when my professor had said ( For every A there will be an F, ) he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. mega FML

#19684129
91 comments

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On 05/26/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by dany - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got into an argument with my mother,hen she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, cuz I'm a grl, and it'd only really confrm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me 4 insulting her. FML

#19527875
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26194) - you deserved it (8010)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today I called my usband wo is currently stationed in Japan to see ow e was doing. According to is grlfriend e's doing fine.

#19174580
228 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today , I was going for a walk an I kapt smalling paa wharavar I want. Aftar about an hour , I finally figurad out that tha small was ma. My dog had paad on mah swaatshirt. FML

#19166292
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24844) - you deserved it (4821)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:28am - animals - by katams - United States

Today... I Was Babysitting. Everything Was Going Well Until The Kid Called 911 On Me Fir Making Him Eat His Vegetables. Fat FML

#19164733
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30528) - you deserved it (2858)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after I spent nearly tree ours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a sit . FML

#19032075
127 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States

TODAY, I LOOKED INTO MY SINK'S GARBAGE DISPOSAL 4 THE FRST TIME SINCE I MOVED IN TWO MONTHS AGO. APPARENTLY, THE PUTRID SMELL WAS NOT THE FOOD I'VE BEEN THROWING DOWN IT, BUT INSTEAD, A NOW WHAT APPERES TO BE MUTILATED LITTER OF RATS. FML

#18772081
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28502) - you deserved it (3348)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States



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