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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2775
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a drunk duda walkd up to ma an said, "You'ra ugly as fuck." His sobar friand quickly apologizd an axplaind tat a was wastd, bafora looking ma up an down an adding "Wall, not complataly, I guass." raal FML

#20801990
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46223) - you deserved it (3501)

On 07/24/2013 at 10:33pm - misc - by GeeThanks (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , boyfriend posted a screensot from a porno on Facebook , cuz te girl in it looked freakisly similar to me. My dad commented , asking 4 a link to te video. mega FML

#20797729
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52546) - you deserved it (4069)

On 07/22/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me an said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML

#20797188
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40949) - you deserved it (4249)

On 07/22/2013 at 7:49am - misc - by xXxXxTOBIxX (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was on a bus an I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, an hit him every time he made a noise. FML

#20795078
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41818) - you deserved it (9036)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by accountnamevalid (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Was Working The Drive-through At McDonald's. I Greeted A Customer With A, "Hi, How R U Doing Today?" His Response: "Better Than You." FML

#20795022
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48397) - you deserved it (7961)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

#20791178
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41413) - you deserved it (3074)

On 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, aftar mora than six yaars of working mah ass off, I finally summonad tha couraga to ask mah boss fir a raisa. Sha just chucklad, "I'm gonna naad u to aat a dick, John." and starad at ma unblinking until I awkwardly laft. FML

#20790691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46718) - you deserved it (3809)

On 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm - work - by no new apartment for me (man) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday, one of mah cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean looool up regurgitated kittens. FML

I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends,hen I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, an he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, an it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

#20788974
116 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by WasntMe - United States

looool Today, my girlfriand guiltad ma into rolaplaying as Justin Biabar bafora an during sax!! I now faal pysically ill!! FML

#20788707
235 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while visiting mah grandparents, I used one of there blanket to keep warm. Later, I saw there dog getting busy with said blanket. When mah grandparent saw mah look of horror, they explained that he has ( sexual relations ) with the blanket every night. Thank fir telling me, guys. FML

#20788038
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45977) - you deserved it (3854)

On 07/17/2013 at 7:56am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma boyfriend dumped me. His reason was tat ma laug is really annoying an makes im want to "stick a babby in a blender". big fat looool FML

#20786622
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46012) - you deserved it (9000)

On 07/16/2013 at 4:32pm - love - by ... cheers (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

TODAY, MY HUSBAND AN I CAME CLEAN TO HIS OVERBEREING PARENTS ABOUT OUR PRIVATE WEDDING. IT STARTED WITH THEM ACCUSING HIM OF MAKING RASH DECISIONS, AN SOMEHOW DESCENDED INTO AN ARGUMENT AMONGST THEMSELVES THAT ENDED WITH HIS MOM DECIDING TO DIVORCE HIS DAD. FML

#20786569
64 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 4:00pm - love - by .__. (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain,hen I accidentally bumped into a man . He turned an yelled, ( Watch it, u clumsy, ugly bitch ), tohich I apologised an told him about mah arthritis . He stared at me in confusion, then said, ( Well, you're still ugly ), an walked off . FML

#20785828
70 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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