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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 June 1997 (18 years)
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About legendaryplya : Got something exciting you would like to tell me, well my kik is: LegendaryPlya
It's ply-uh not playa/player.
Here's a story I made for my (Now ex best friend sadly, as of writing this, in September 2015. Hopefully we will talk to each other again cause I really miss her..) best friend who is my princess:

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Today, I opened up a snapchat from my best friend. I received a full and detailed view of her and her boyfriend having sex. All I wanted to know was how her Valentine's Day dinner went. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54098) - you deserved it (9289)

On 02/14/2014 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by waymoreiwanted (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53446) - you deserved it (21709)

On 02/04/2014 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by khfhjfsb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51938) - you deserved it (5233)

On 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by DeeDee - Austria (Wien)

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53403) - you deserved it (27525)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43417) - you deserved it (14351)

On 12/18/2013 at 1:23pm - love - by Wow. - United States

Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58888) - you deserved it (7069)

On 12/16/2013 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43487) - you deserved it (6987)

On 12/14/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Aggie_De (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42461) - you deserved it (3370)

On 12/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by thank u usa (man) - Germany

Today, while on my way to work, an elderly woman complimented me on my breast cancer scarf. I explained that my grandmother made one for all her female grandchildren before passing away two years ago. The woman then went psycho and almost strangled me in an attempt to steal it. FML

Today, I saw the guy who helped me yesterday when I was lost by telling me which bus to take. He came up to me and asked me how it went. I told him that the bus went the exact opposite way I wanted to go. He laughed and said, "I know." FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48155) - you deserved it (8465)

On 12/05/2013 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Sunderland)

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML


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On 12/01/2013 at 6:07pm - work - by fuck my eyeballs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML


Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48937) - you deserved it (4062)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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