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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3598
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About legendaryplya : Got something exciting you would like to tell me, well my kik is: LegendaryPlya
It's ply-uh not playa/player.
I'm not much one to talk about myself, especially to everyone. But I will say that I'm going to college
in New York and that I can get competitive about most things that interest me. Some being: Multiplayer video games, sports like basketball tennis soccer and football. I'm also passionate about turning off lights and doing all I could to help the planet. Which annoys my family but hey how would you like it if someone turned you on and then left. Uh politically, I would say I lean more on the Liberal side, although I don't like the two-party system that's in place (in the U.S.). I'm not religious at all yet I respect other people's as long as they respect my choice. I do tend to overthink things a lot and i am working on that. Other than that, I think I am a solid good natured fellow. Anyways, message me if you would like to get to know me better 😛

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legendaryplya's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47165) - you deserved it (5208)

On 03/28/2011 at 1:26am - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

#15514869
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46122) - you deserved it (5774)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge... while we were crossing a river. FML

#15470057
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41975) - you deserved it (3428)

On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51759) - you deserved it (8257)

On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunched to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML

#15381782
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20440) - you deserved it (64595)

On 03/19/2011 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I finished and turned in the last of the seventeen major projects for the company I work for. As I was walking out of my bosses office, I hear her ask her assistant "She finished everything we didn't want to do, can we fire her now?" FML

#15356107
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38135) - you deserved it (2886)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:37pm - work - by inpuredeceit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

#15313960
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18768) - you deserved it (41269)

On 03/14/2011 at 10:25pm - kids - by mommylovesu (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

#15218324
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39319) - you deserved it (10618)

On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout "Very Nice! I Excite!" while having sex. He's also decided that it was ingenious and does it every single time, the entire time. FML

#15205638
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34009) - you deserved it (5185)

On 03/05/2011 at 9:19am - intimacy - by mrssagdiyev (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML

#15036556
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32270) - you deserved it (6277)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Username - China

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

#14948054
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34158) - you deserved it (4640)

On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58144) - you deserved it (8156)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74144) - you deserved it (6996)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML

#14743566
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26681) - you deserved it (2712)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:26pm - health - by Damn.... (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

#14672798
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18433) - you deserved it (51020)

On 01/22/2011 at 11:04am - intimacy - by mortified (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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