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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4359
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About legendaryplya : I'm trying to experiment and try out new things, explore new interests, and try my hardest to be the best I've always saw myself as.
I'm starting to draw, right now it's Pokemon and I have one of Alice in Wonderland. I'm no artist but I'm trying to get better! If anyone want to swap drawings (drawings, not nudes!!), email me at davidsacc@gmail.com

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legendaryplya's favorite FMLs

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

#17233165
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45727) - you deserved it (5916) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

#17211939
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47098) - you deserved it (11620)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

#17184494
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14410) - you deserved it (74052)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79175) - you deserved it (8253)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46160) - you deserved it (6828)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

#16997621
397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8770) - you deserved it (117407)

On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

#16978964
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32481) - you deserved it (4151)

On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34746) - you deserved it (2658)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50783) - you deserved it (4412)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

#16676970
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37529) - you deserved it (8317)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

#16674026
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43439) - you deserved it (8582)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

#16655787
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39842) - you deserved it (5511)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11160) - you deserved it (52956)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

#16648557
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48325) - you deserved it (4741)

On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40372) - you deserved it (7618)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)



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