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legendaryplya

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4357
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About legendaryplya : I'm trying to experiment and try out new things, explore new interests, and try my hardest to be the best I've always saw myself as.
I'm starting to draw, right now it's Pokemon and I have one of Alice in Wonderland. I'm no artist but I'm trying to get better! If anyone want to swap drawings (drawings, not nudes!!), email me at davidsacc@gmail.com

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legendaryplya's favorite FMLs

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

#20070700
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34221) - you deserved it (7941)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

#20068526
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50112) - you deserved it (4325)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

#20066250
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19326) - you deserved it (74194)

On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML

#20063309
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23232) - you deserved it (13354)

On 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by dating a fucking idiot (woman) - United States

Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

#20049344
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35078) - you deserved it (2842)

On 08/30/2012 at 11:24am - love - by nice one (woman) -

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML

#20049093
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31453) - you deserved it (2450)

On 08/30/2012 at 4:04am - misc - by freaked out - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and learn about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. FML

#20047830
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35102) - you deserved it (6650)

On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

#20035593
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31897) - you deserved it (4217)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:33pm - intimacy - by Confused (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

#20020311
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27373) - you deserved it (7366)

On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

#20018901
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31998) - you deserved it (2020)

On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37218) - you deserved it (2333)

On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

#19962934
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20307) - you deserved it (29547)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML

#19954177
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22493) - you deserved it (6313)

On 07/18/2012 at 10:41am - work - by butterball (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I was convinced I hadn't locked up properly when leaving work, and almost had a panic attack at the train station. I went all the way back into work, to find I had in fact locked up properly. It made me nearly two hours late home. This isn't the first time I've done this. FML

#19953663
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20106) - you deserved it (9013)

On 07/18/2012 at 4:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

#19942597
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44012) - you deserved it (2107)

On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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