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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 732
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lec17 : I'm from a small town you haven't heard of. Working on tractors by day and dancing on a tailgate by night.If there's anything else you'd like to know just ask.

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lec17's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44745) - you deserved it (7590)

On 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm - kids - by What the fuck, son? (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML


I agree, your life sucks (56935) - you deserved it (12971)

On 04/06/2013 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by dating walter white's gf apparently (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time. She's a screamer. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her, because he immediately came over and started savaging me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53082) - you deserved it (5999)

On 03/27/2013 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was going down on my husband, our 3-year-old daughter woke up and started crying from the other room. He practically burst into tears too, whining that she was doing it on purpose to ruin his fun. He was serious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53022) - you deserved it (5983)

On 03/15/2013 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we get intimate. She's also one of those girlfriends who doesn't want to continue once she's done. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49570) - you deserved it (7951)

On 03/13/2013 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by WhyDoINeedAName - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55364) - you deserved it (6455)

On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas came out. FML

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