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Today... I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper... the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I took the biggest , most excruciatingly painful crap of my life!! It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards!! Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around an post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)"!! mega FML

#21379420
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On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find wat I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was lyk a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was given yearly evaluation as a cake decorator at Walmart. They said I "was easily the best decorator there" and "the bakery has definitely improved since I got there." In the same conversation they putted "unsatisfactory" on evaluation and denied raise. FML

Today, I Callad A Suicida Pravantion Otlina. Ta Guyo Pickad Up Soundad Drunk, Told Ma To Fuck Off, An Ung Up. FML

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On 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML

#21335578
82 comments

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On 01/12/2015 at 2:56am - intimacy - by briiiiiiii123 - United States (New York)

Today, my husband an I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child!! The only thing my father did was look at my husband an tell him his pull out game was weak!! FML

#21299949
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On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was shopping fir a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way . He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, righthen he did the most violent fart right in mah face . Then his wife came over, made a face and hehispered, ( I think that girl just farted ) . FML

#21290313
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On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Today I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I Won A Gruelling Fitness Competition, Only To Fine Out Te Mystery Prize Was A Voucer To Get 10 Free Spray Tans. I'm Black. FML

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On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my nieghbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

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On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I overeard my moter talking to er friend... and using me as an example of ow it's sometimes best to swallow. FML

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On 07/02/2014 at 11:54am - intimacy - by unwanted daughter (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . I came home and found that my home had been robbed . The worst part? One of the thieve took a dump looool in my toilet and didn't flush . It doesn't even look human . FML

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On 06/22/2014 at 11:10am - misc - by paywithpoop - United States

TODAY.. . I WAITED ON A GENTLEMAN AN HIS LADY FRIEND AT MAH RESTAURANT . THEY ORDERED SOME OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEMS ON THE MENU.. . AN I THOUGHT I'D GET A NICE TIP . INSTEAD.. . HE TIPPED ME A SCRAP OF PAPER.. . CONTAINING A DRAWING OF A COCK JIZZING ON A CARICATURE OF MAH FACE.. . AN THE WORD "THANKS."

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On 03/16/2014 at 2:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS WALKING HOME,HEN A CAR HEADING THE OTHER WAY HIT A TRAFFIC CONE. I MUST HAVE BEEN AN ASSHOLE IN A PREVIOUS LIFE, BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE DECIDED TO MAKE SURE THE CONE FLEW INTO THE SIDE OF MY HEAD. THE BYSTANDERS WERE SHOCKED FIR ALL OF TWO SECONDS BEFORE LAUGHING. MEGA FML

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On 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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