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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 626
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About leary96 : Well I can tie a bow tie so your argument is invalid. Screw swag this FMLer likes to class it up. I like to smoke, meat. I make the best pulled pork. I play guitar, but not in the pretentious way, I speak pretty decent Spanish, little rusty though. I like all music except metal, please don't take offense metal heads. So yeah feel free to message.

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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


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