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About leary96 : Well I can tie a bow tie so your argument is invalid. Screw swag this FMLer likes to class it up. I like to smoke, meat. I make the best pulled pork. I play guitar, but not in the pretentious way, I speak pretty decent Spanish, little rusty though. I like all music except metal, please don't take offense metal heads. So yeah feel free to message.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015