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Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38108) - you deserved it (7567)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63568) - you deserved it (9889)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55462) - you deserved it (27775)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47775) - you deserved it (7950)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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