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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, it was my first day working as a pharmacist. I quickly discovered that customers not only think that it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice, but they also have no qualms about showing me their various lumps, bumps, and vaginal leakages. FML


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