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Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39589) - you deserved it (16134)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by cockroach (man) - United States (Texas)



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