Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

laurenasabutton

Offline (yesterday at 8:05pm) | Search for a member

laurenasabutton

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2451
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About laurenasabutton : I'm Lauren.

I tend to strongly disagree with a lot of what I read in the comments section, and am often shocked at some people's opinions.

laurenasabutton's page activity

Visits<b>emilygail99</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 12:18am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:43pm<b>oops6663</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 12:01am<b>dude_itskayley</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 9:18am<b>fcbarcelona1713</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 9:47pm<b>ezrajab</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 10:23pm<b>ChristianH39</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 10:52am<b>StzaCrack666</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 10:51pm<b>brittydm13</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 6:43pm<b>nick9972</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 10:00pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 7:54am<b>brwneyes</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 3:46am<b>BubbleGrunge</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 12:01am<b>devildog562</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 8:25pm<b>boodles1977</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 7:42pm<b>Mc2013</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 5:32pm<b>alicealiveordead</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 3:49pm<b>meli1195</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 3:32pm

Fucked!<b>devildog562</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 2:26am

laurenasabutton's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

See all of laurenasabutton's badges

laurenasabutton's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

#12781273
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15464) - you deserved it (38452)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

#12695884
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37487) - you deserved it (3213)

On 08/23/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked: "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

#10918883
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29068) - you deserved it (3302)

On 06/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Kagura - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class. On the stage, each child was asked to define each parent in one word. When it was my daughter's turn, she looked at me hard, thinking. Finally, in the end she said, "My daddy is very fat." Everybody stared. FML

#10717478
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25682) - you deserved it (7151)

On 05/23/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29728) - you deserved it (2221)

On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

#7891851
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30011) - you deserved it (4083)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:53pm - kids - by 102496 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37950) - you deserved it (5249)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

#7358643
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27368) - you deserved it (3910)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:37pm - misc - by Dreadge (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, I was saying goodbye to my 5 year old son before dropping him at my mom's, as I was leaving for two days, and told him I would miss him. He says "l won't miss you, I never miss you when you are gone." FML

#7294242
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31036) - you deserved it (3871)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:46am - kids - by mandiballz - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

#7212033
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34719) - you deserved it (2933)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

#7079923
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34967) - you deserved it (3612)

On 01/01/2010 at 10:41am - kids - by silverstar189 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

#6824499
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33184) - you deserved it (2751)

On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

#6747789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22895) - you deserved it (8158)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36737) - you deserved it (6302)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



FML's blog

  • Essa's illustrated FML
  • Yesterday was labor day in the US. FML is international, and and specifically US-centric, but we still sat around doing nothing because we'll take any excuse to do anything. We'll endorse any national…

Friday 1 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: