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About laurenasabutton : I'm Lauren.

I tend to strongly disagree with a lot of what I read in the comments section, and am often shocked at some people's opinions.

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Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34443) - you deserved it (4663)

On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39796) - you deserved it (4096)

On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30662) - you deserved it (7888)

On 01/11/2013 at 2:09am - animals - by deadhammy (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54479) - you deserved it (5099)

On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week. We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy. Great, my dog is a racist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28184) - you deserved it (2934)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to make him feel like a champion. After the race, he turned to me and said, "Maybe if you weren't so fat you would have won." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25174) - you deserved it (4233)

On 09/20/2012 at 10:40pm - kids - by tiredeolfatty (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20761) - you deserved it (2786)

On 07/17/2012 at 3:47pm - kids - by ssydneyy - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39702) - you deserved it (1871)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (91958) - you deserved it (4637)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41247) - you deserved it (10149)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML


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On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML


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On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14065) - you deserved it (60535)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43958) - you deserved it (7480)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

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