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laurbear87
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 March 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 11
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Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35214) - you deserved it (6853)

On 03/26/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by sociallyawkward (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I told my professor that I'll be missing class next week due to upcoming surgery. I asked if I could take the exam that I'd otherwise miss another day. He said no, and that I'd just have to take a failing grade, then wished me luck with the surgery. FML

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On 02/07/2014 at 3:30pm - health - by ... - United States (Illinois)



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