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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1339
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About larrena2377 : USC class of 2015. BA in Criminology & Criminal Justice

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Visits<b>TheFeels</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 3:05am<b>premo25</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 3:16am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 1:00am<b>Toughsky</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:25am<b>MrKilgore</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:52am<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:21am<b>zinoxity</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 6:20am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:20am<b>Sockturtle</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 8:17pm<b>philsh94</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 8:05pm<b>csjc</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:37pm<b>MoisesCervantes</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:24pm<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:19pm<b>Bowtie</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 4:43pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 4:38pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 4:23pm<b>Valiantonias</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 4:06pm<b>greaterdane</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 3:59pm

Fucked!<b>TheFeels</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 9:05am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:00am<b>bridges13</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 8:03pm<b>luna123</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:20pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 6:49pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 2:34am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 11:20am<b>tiwan</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 3:30am<b>trey600rr</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:35pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:37pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 7:28pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 7:20pm<b>RA91</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:25am<b>amine91</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 8:44pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 5:07am<b>DaKrustyKrab</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:19pm<b>int15</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:51pm<b>imerichello</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:18pm

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Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML

#21445882
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28056) - you deserved it (1627)

On 07/23/2015 at 7:53am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I went out to inspect the backyard. There are now more than two dozen spiders hanging out and webs crossing from one side of the yard to the other. I have decided to surrender this territory. FML

#21445864
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22837) - you deserved it (2491)

On 07/23/2015 at 5:44am - animals - by Skoff (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML

#21436048
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24230) - you deserved it (4587)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

#21436042
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22438) - you deserved it (5812)

On 07/03/2015 at 8:54pm - misc - by notquitejuliet - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML

#21422896
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25747) - you deserved it (2623)

On 06/08/2015 at 3:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

#21413959
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30823) - you deserved it (2698)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:17am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother yelled at me, telling me I'm irresponsible and lecturing me on how I need to "plan ahead like an adult." All because I asked to borrow a tampon. FML

#21408920
132 comments

Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML

#21394027
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37501) - you deserved it (2818)

On 04/15/2015 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

#21390121
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30085) - you deserved it (3746)

On 04/08/2015 at 5:17pm - misc - by Notre_Dame_714 - United States

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

#21361029
89 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by bugger -

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

#21356191
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36368) - you deserved it (3464)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

#21355556
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34853) - you deserved it (2088)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:43pm - misc - by DumbFace714 - United States (California)

Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML

#21353835
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34672) - you deserved it (4064)

On 02/11/2015 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Yupppp. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML

#21347719
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30547) - you deserved it (3314)

On 02/01/2015 at 11:17am - intimacy - by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

#21342882
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31444) - you deserved it (4433)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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