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larrena2377

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larrena2377

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1676
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About larrena2377 : The REAL USC class of 2015. BA in Criminology & Criminal Justice

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larrena2377's favorite FMLs

Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML

#21477497
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22072) - you deserved it (1492)

On 10/08/2015 at 10:46am - work - by CA (woman) - Norway

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29277) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

#21467409
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22971) - you deserved it (1709)

On 09/11/2015 at 7:50pm - misc - by Banana_Lord (woman) - United Kingdom (Angus)

Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML

#21467309
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24519) - you deserved it (3534)

On 09/11/2015 at 2:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was outside talking to my new neighbor. I was gesturing while talking and didn't notice the little kid riding her bike coming our way. I ended up accidentally smacking her in the face and knocking her off her bike. Apparently she's my new neighbor's daughter. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

#21462173
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21469) - you deserved it (2188)

On 08/29/2015 at 3:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

#21459680
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20081) - you deserved it (5393)

On 08/23/2015 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, at my sister's wedding, I got my 15 month old son to 'sign' the big guest book. I gave him a pen and was hoping for a cute little squiggle or something. But no, he managed to draw something that looked uncannily like a big swastika. FML

#21459659
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14532) - you deserved it (12946)

On 08/23/2015 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

#21459438
164 comments

Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

#21459209
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24559) - you deserved it (7688)

On 08/22/2015 at 6:18am - intimacy - by fuck no (woman) - India (Kerala)

Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. I can't believe I married this neurotic wreck. FML

#21459202
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23621) - you deserved it (4442)

On 08/22/2015 at 5:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML

#21445882
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29924) - you deserved it (1801)

On 07/23/2015 at 7:53am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I went out to inspect the backyard. There are now more than two dozen spiders hanging out and webs crossing from one side of the yard to the other. I have decided to surrender this territory. FML

#21445864
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24531) - you deserved it (2770)

On 07/23/2015 at 5:44am - animals - by Skoff (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML

#21436048
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25799) - you deserved it (5093)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

#21436042
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23740) - you deserved it (6291)

On 07/03/2015 at 8:54pm - misc - by notquitejuliet - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML

#21422896
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27431) - you deserved it (3036)

On 06/08/2015 at 3:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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