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Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML


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On 08/26/2013 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I don't have one. She said "Exactly." FML


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On 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by Miami6and3 - United States (California)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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