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About laolotus : Hmmm , i'm new here and i love FML. Good nite ^_^

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML


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