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by Anon / 12/05/2015 at 6:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by The horror... / 11/11/2015 at 11:52am / United Kingdom (Luton) / Health
Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2015 at 5:50pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 11/05/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by EnderHorse / 11/05/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by almost_a_pro / 04/23/2015 at 9:43am / Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML
by ring-a-ding-ding / 12/06/2014 at 12:18am / United States (Nevada) / Work
by camerashyguy / 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
by tbree / 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm / United States (California) / Health
by immature / 09/18/2014 at 3:20pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Work
Today, I got up at 4.30am, like I do every morning, and got ready for work. Just as I was about to walk out the door, my flatmate jumped me and beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower, make toast and clean up before stealing all your shit. FML
by makeyourselfathome / 09/17/2014 at 8:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML
by blazon_paradox / 09/16/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by cat lady / 08/30/2014 at 7:56am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
by AgentOrion / 08/29/2014 at 12:16am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous