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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked… Today, I realized why my dad got mad when he found out that my girlfriend and I have sex. Turns out… Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to…
- Today, I learned that the apartment building which I just signed a 1 year lease on is now condemned… Today, I was watching horror stories alone in my room. It got to the climax of the story and my cat… Today, I walked into a restaurant and caught my Dad having lunch with his other daughter. Not only…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…