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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 August 1989 (25 years)
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About lancewell : im myslef. screw up alot,

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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66102) - you deserved it (6679)

On 06/30/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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