Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (yesterday at 6:07am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2695
  • Number of comments : 415
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lambda : Hello.

lambda's page activity

Visits<b>mcore</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 9:17am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:38am<b>mhb210</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:11am<b>firefighterbee</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:28am<b>NthDakotaBeaches</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:27pm<b>bapbap</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 10:56am<b>zeusdom</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 2:04am<b>nezumii</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 2:01am<b>mds9986</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 9:50am<b>laurenhem</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:07pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 10:13am<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 3:16am<b>Kitten_love</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:52pm<b>hailzz_96</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 1:32pm<b>sethsmith11</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 9:59am<b>sw33tt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 4:37pm<b>BowlingCat</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 4:13pm<b>1stones</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 5:52am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:23am<b>Chickenlips21</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 1:43am<b>kirbs19</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 8:04am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 4:11am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 8:49pm<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 4:11pm<b>paolino</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 1:22pm<b>josefconnolly</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 12:01pm<b>poopnpoop</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 7:38pm

lambda's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of lambda's badges

lambda's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (303273) - you deserved it (55244)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (297016) - you deserved it (28447)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie replies #1
  • Hello all you crybabies, from Land's End to John o' Groats. Yes, I'm finally here my lovelies. Since last week, my inbox hasn't stopped humming with the noise of new mail dropping into it, letters full…

Friday 31 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: