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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1693
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About lakerfan8224 : I love:
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Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (3593)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I let mah daughter bake a cake 4 her brother's fifth brthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. looool Apparently it's okay , though , because "I frosted it to look lyk a rocket , hehehe!" I can't believe mah balls spawned this moron. big fat FML

#19867387
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21664) - you deserved it (6066)

On 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I gave puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked looool it up all over the patio. FML

#19779823
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19402) - you deserved it (2789)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:14am - animals - by missmisfit - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was jumpd and savagaly baatan to ta ground by a group of six-yaar-olds waaring Disnay princass masks. FML

#19641324
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22434) - you deserved it (5968)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States

Today, I was worrid about mah brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

#19536164
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23512) - you deserved it (2306)

On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

Today, I watchad cat walk to har littar box, look at it, than walk acros tha room to paa on a backpack. FML

#19411591
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22533) - you deserved it (3891)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today,hile I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking.

#18933385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21113) - you deserved it (3351)

On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today... I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly... so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay an explained... "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12882) - you deserved it (61673)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

today I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is namd ( TheRapistDownstairs. ) big fat FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37037) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attackd me on the street. big fat FML

#17316735
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27922) - you deserved it (3071)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Yastarday, is tha annivarsary of mah cat's daath, so I want to visit har grava in tha pat camatary. Somaona had spray-paintad ( Your cat sucks ) on har grava. FML

#16350161
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47788) - you deserved it (10603)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister... "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." fat FML

#16303976
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33030) - you deserved it (18349)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today , I emaild my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However , I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume , creatd 4 an English class project. Some of my former jobs includd bieng a certifid gangster , as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16297) - you deserved it (48165)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the grocery store with mah mom's boyfriend!! We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in mah hand, and said, ( No, no, you have to FEEL the bread, ) and started rubbing it all over his body!! He's moving in next week!! FML

#14589088
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29833) - you deserved it (3163)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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