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Today , I let mah daughter bake a cake 4 her brother's fifth brthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. looool Apparently it's okay , though , because "I frosted it to look lyk a rocket , hehehe!" I can't believe mah balls spawned this moron. big fat FML
Today, I was worrid about mah brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
Today,hile I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking.
Today... I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly... so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay an explained... "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML
Today... I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister... "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." fat FML
Today , I emaild my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However , I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume , creatd 4 an English class project. Some of my former jobs includd bieng a certifid gangster , as well as the former president of Canada. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with mah mom's boyfriend!! We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in mah hand, and said, ( No, no, you have to FEEL the bread, ) and started rubbing it all over his body!! He's moving in next week!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015