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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1682
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About lahp : chat to me if you please :)
me:

php programmer.
studying animals at college.
wanting to get PHD in animal science.

I have 4 snakes, 2 pythons and 2 corns.

i am very nice and understanding but can be strongly opinionated at times..

im 6ft 4/5" depends what time of the day you get me.

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Today, during an argument with mah daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on mah lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on mah leg and went to mah daughter's room. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37968) - you deserved it (6283)

On 10/01/2009 at 10:25am - animals - by unloved (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I Cummed Ome From Work And Found My Ouse Egged, And Brick Trown Troug My Windows. I Called Te Police, And Submitted A Report. Later Tat Nigt, I Eard Te Doorbell Ring. Nobody Was At Te Ouse, But Tere Was A Note Saying "Sorry, Wrong Ouse". Big Fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40194) - you deserved it (1862)

On 10/01/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by egged (man) - Singapore - moderated by Kevin Nealon



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