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laffytaffy
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 August 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 1507
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63786) - you deserved it (12069)

On 03/29/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51741) - you deserved it (23494)

On 03/28/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Betsydoll (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (148881) - you deserved it (19586)

On 03/26/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by Voice29 (man) - United States (Missouri)



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