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Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70287) - you deserved it (13573)

On 03/29/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (57750) - you deserved it (25583)

On 03/28/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Betsydoll (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (175332) - you deserved it (24223)

On 03/26/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by Voice29 (man) - United States (Missouri)

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