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ladypunk
  • Town/Country : Mühlhausen, Germany
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 March 1936 (78 years)
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML

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On 11/02/2013 at 2:46pm - kids - by curvster daughter (man) - United States

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

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On 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous - Zimbabwe

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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On 10/28/2013 at 6:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in an Austrian bar, making polite conversation in my broken German with a slightly odd middle-aged man. He said, winking, that he was near to his pension. I smiled and nodded, thinking he was talking about retirement. My friend later informed me that 'pension' is German for 'apartment'. Ew. FML

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On 10/01/2013 at 3:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML

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On 09/29/2013 at 9:00am - love - by Laserbeaver (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML

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86 comments

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On 09/29/2013 at 1:45am - misc - by -__-" - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML

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On 09/29/2013 at 12:16am - work - by browngirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

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On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

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On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML

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On 09/22/2013 at 5:21pm - kids - by soannoyed - United States



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