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by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids
by independence / 07/07/2011 at 12:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Anna / 07/06/2011 at 2:15am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
by WasteOMoney / 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/03/2011 at 12:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by lamortdeshommes / 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm / United States / Love
by nomorefreehugs / 06/27/2011 at 7:34pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML
by ashhatches / 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Username / 06/27/2011 at 4:56am / United States / Intimacy
by grizzlybear / 06/27/2011 at 1:55am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Intimacy
by kaplwv116 / 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by ugly / 06/26/2011 at 3:02am / United States / Kids
by firethorn / 06/20/2011 at 1:57am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I tried to get the weird annoying chick at work to pick up my shift for me so I could go and… Today,I went on a date with a this girl I like. We were leaning on each other. My friend later told… Today, I went to the toilet at a restaurant. I noticed a hole in the floor next to the toilet but…