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Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
by Queso Dog / 10/02/2012 at 10:42am / Japan / Love
by iNearlyHurled / 09/28/2012 at 4:24am / United States / Intimacy
by / 09/26/2012 at 10:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by oreoblizzard619 / 09/25/2012 at 8:13am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 7:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Dammit / 07/07/2012 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Health
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML
by cmck932012 / 06/26/2012 at 2:18am / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
by Anonymous / 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
by Scumbagmemory / 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Nate / 01/12/2012 at 12:36am / United States / Love
by ThatOneGirl646 / 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by hitintheeye / 11/26/2011 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work
by damnedbydurberg / 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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