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About ladybug110 : Sometimes I just need a good laugh, and sometimes this app gives me comfort in knowing that my life is not as crazy or as crappy as I sometimes like to believe. :)

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TODAY, I TOOK MAH GIRLFRIEND OUT TO A VEGETARIAN-FRIENDLY RESTAURANT . SHE ORDERED SHRIMP FETTUCCINE, AN I ASKEDHY . SHE SLOWLY EXPLAINED TO ME THAT VEGETARIANS CAN EAT SHRIMP, THEN MUTTERED THAT SHE NOW KNOWSHO HAS THE BRAINS IN OUR RELATIONSHIP . FML

#21057323
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46655) - you deserved it (6089)

On 02/11/2014 at 4:50pm - love - by not even getting any of her shrimp (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was waiting in line at a cloths storehen someone cut in in front of me, an the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, ( Hey! Queue starts back here! ). He responded by pointing out the ( gentlemen ) in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. mega FML

#21056589
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34463) - you deserved it (15409)

On 02/10/2014 at 7:45pm - misc - by QueueJumper (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I Accidentally Askd Te Casier At Wendy's Ow Muc Teir 99 Cent Cicken Nuggets Were. I Guess E Is Still Lauging At Me. FML

#21056193
102 comments

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On 02/10/2014 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacer, tougt it would be a great experience fir my broter and me to dissect it on te kitcen table. Se treatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML

#21054692
105 comments

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On 02/08/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by sciencesadness (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flrting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, cuz I'm taken. When I proudly told mah boyfriend, he said, ( What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man! ) FML

#21049393
83 comments

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On 02/03/2014 at 3:11pm - love - by Can't Believe It. - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY..!! AFTER MONTHS OF LOOKING AT CRIBS AND PICKING OUT THE PERFECT ONE 4 MY UNBORN DAUGHTER..!! THE STORE INFORMED ME THAT THEY NO LONGER MAKE THAT CRIB..!! EVEN THOUGH THE MODEL IS RIGHT THERE ON THE SALES FLOOR!! I HAD TO LEAVE AS MY HORMONES GOT THE BEST OF ME AND I STARTED BAWLING!! FML

as usual, I stress ate!! After having mah exams prolongd for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, an then threw them all up!! Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow!! FML

#21048665
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38329) - you deserved it (14270)

On 02/02/2014 at 10:26pm - health - by Sad Student - Canada (Ontario)

2day my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. mega FML

#21046394
140 comments

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On 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I finally finished making mah daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that mah husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption ( #guiltypleasures ). FML

#21046154
118 comments

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On 01/31/2014 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

#21041278
133 comments

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

#21039368
138 comments

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On 01/25/2014 at 10:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , my university professor admitted to sometimes just winging it when she's teaching. "Yeah," she said , "sometimes I just don't get this stuff either." No wonder I'm failing. 5ML

#21038371
68 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 3:33pm - misc - by Profucktardor (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I was in a market in France, an went to ask the seller fir some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered an instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French fir potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked fir an "apple of shit". FML

Today , mah parents left early in the morning to run some looool errands , and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway 4 them while they were out. An hour later , they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML

#21032937
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46887) - you deserved it (5177)

On 01/19/2014 at 3:35pm - misc - by fail (man) - United States



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