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ladyLALAA

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ladyLALAA : I keep odd hours and like to laugh!

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Today, ta grl I'va baan saaing fir just ovar a waak casually lat ma know tat sa'll slas ar wrists if I avar laava ar. FML

#21365201
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33803) - you deserved it (2803)

On 02/28/2015 at 11:23am - love - by great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after struggling fir over a year with it, and now having it medically confrmd, I told mah step-dad about mah depression. He gave me a disgustd look and scoffd, ( Toughen up, cunt. ) FML

#21364994
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33254) - you deserved it (3873)

On 02/28/2015 at 12:22am - health - by fine (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while having sex, mah fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart an said, "God, you love fucking mah pussy." FML

#21364648
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29204) - you deserved it (3139)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday... I ordered looool Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg... quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise... they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. mega FML

#21361977
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29875) - you deserved it (5010)

On 02/23/2015 at 7:08pm - health - by hatemebeforetheyevenhatch (woman) - United Kingdom (West Dunbartonshire)

Today... I got laid off. I abandoned mah friends... mah boyfriend an moved 10 hours away for this job because mah uncle convinced me to. My uncle is mah employer. FML

#21361965
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30304) - you deserved it (4268)

On 02/23/2015 at 6:52pm - work - by now what - Canada

Today while at work a customer came up to me stuck his finger in my armpit then licked his finger. FML

#21361960
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27662) - you deserved it (2037)

On 02/23/2015 at 6:42pm - work - by Confused and Disgusted - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezd. I managd to honk the horn an the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31788) - you deserved it (4520)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today , I Decided To Go All-natural And Go To Work Without Any Makeup On. My Boss Swore I Was On Drugs , Which I Guess Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With The Completely ( Random ) Drug Test I Had To Take Later In The Day. Mega FML

#21361118
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32050) - you deserved it (3116)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:36pm - work - by vaylosa (woman) -

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a omeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, e yelled after me, "You fucking bitc!"

#21361049
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29091) - you deserved it (3036)

On 02/22/2015 at 1:21pm - money - by HaliMali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today,ile walking to work, I saw a omeless guy wit a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave im a few spare dollars for is umor. On ma way back ome, e was out cold on te sidewalk wit several empty bottles beside im. Woops. FML

#21238336
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19320) - you deserved it (36559)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:10pm - money - by thoughthewasjoking (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, ma friend started coking wile at a Hard Rock Cafe. I jumped up and tried to give er te Heimlic maneuver, only for er to trow up all over te table and stagger out of te place. I stood tere as te waiter asked if I wanted to split te bill. mega FML

Today... I excitedly told my family that... after years of studying an dedication... I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" an my dad an brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML

#21237389
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39954) - you deserved it (3291)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by UnSupported (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was walking to a job interview . I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground . Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses . I couldn't get it out in time for the interview . FML

#21234860
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20201) - you deserved it (45220)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today , I decided to spend a few days at mah grandma's house , to help her clean the place up a bit. So far , she's given me a "no masturbating under mah roof" talk , used multiple racist slurs , and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

#21234785
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35473) - you deserved it (2979)

On 08/11/2014 at 11:02am - misc - by welptimetoburntheplacedown (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger andhispering sweet promises to it . FML

#21234388
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35110) - you deserved it (3329)

On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)



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