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by pancakelicious / 10/04/2013 at 7:16am / New Zealand / Intimacy
Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML
by okaythen / 10/04/2013 at 5:37am / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love
Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Kyra.45 / 10/03/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
by blargh / 10/03/2013 at 1:39pm / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Work
by EconM / 10/03/2013 at 11:38am / United States / Intimacy
by joecool3426 / 10/03/2013 at 2:23am / United States / Money
by Sooz / 10/02/2013 at 9:18pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night, after which she stormed into our bedroom and locked me out. FML
by Couch Potato / 10/02/2013 at 7:16pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, someone stole my card number and tried to use it. Every transaction got declined, not because the bank knew it was a fraudulent charge, but because I'm so poor that he couldn't make even a single purchase. FML
by NykP / 10/02/2013 at 12:56pm / United States (Arizona) / Money
by Tired / 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Health
by Lilly / 10/02/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by kelbel89 / 10/01/2013 at 5:46pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/01/2013 at 4:25pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…