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yesterday a customer was paying for his food. As he placd the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I askd why. He replid, "You know, male stuff." FML

TODAY A CUTE GUY DITCHED HIS DATE AND WALKED UP TO ME , CALLING ME BEAUTIFUL. NOT KNOWING HOW TO REPLY , I JUST BLUSHED. HIS DATE GOT ANGRY AND LEFT. ( SORRY. I TAKE THAT BACK , ) HE THEN SAID. ( I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF HER. THANKS ANYWAY. ) FML

#20906907
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On 10/04/2013 at 5:37am - love - by okaythen (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy . Someone trid to pet him . I trid to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily . He didn't listen and now wants to sue me 4 a dog bite that didn't even break the skin . FML

#20906371
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On 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so sexually frustratd tat I trid getting off wit a banana. looool It was not enjoyable, 4 me or te banana. FML

#20906275
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On 10/03/2013 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by Kyra.45 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements wile se eld er screaming baby. To silence te infant, se wipped out er breast rigt tere and started feeding im. Moments later, e puked breast milk all over ma desk. FML

#20905964
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On 10/03/2013 at 1:39pm - work - by blargh - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Yastarday , mah boyfriand an I want to ona of tha Unitad Statas Mints sinca ha anjoys coins. Ha lookad at tha monay an sariously said , "I hava such a hard on". Ha did. FML

#20905869
87 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 11:38am - intimacy - by EconM - United States

Today... I got a ticket 4 speeding in a school zone. The school hasn't even been built yet. FML

#20905615
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On 10/03/2013 at 2:23am - money - by joecool3426 (man) - United States

TODAY, AFTER 6 MONTHS OF SEX, MY BOYFRIEND SHOWERED HIMSELF WITH PRAISE 4 MANAGING, 4 THE FRST TIME EVER, TO STRETCH THE ACT OUT TO A FULL MINUTE. FML

#20905202
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On 10/02/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Sooz (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... my grlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night... afterhich she stormed into our bedroom an locked me out. FML

#20905054
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On 10/02/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Couch Potato - United States (California)

Today, someone stole my card number and tried to use it. Every transaction got declined, not cuz the bank knew it was a fraudulent charge, but cuz I'm so poor that he couldn't make even a single purchase. FML

2day a friand complimantad ma on mah "smoky ayashadow" . I wasn't waaring aya makaup . Sha was complimanting tha rasult of mah insomnia .

#20904600
79 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm - health - by Tired (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I was on a dinnar data with a guy I raally lika!! I guass I was on my phona too much cuz halfway through tha data ha sant ma a taxt saying how much my half of tha bill would ba!! FML

#20904456
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On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Yesterday, at the age of 23, I brought boyfriend over to meet parents. My father swabbd his mouth 4 DNA an fingerprintd him. mega FML

Today, I want with my boyfriand to his church youth group for tha first tima. I found out a girl thara likas him, whan sha dacidad to pull ma off him whila wa wara hugging, an taka my placa. FML

#20903481
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On 10/01/2013 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

yesterday I purposely set mah phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends!! FML

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