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About ladispute : Wassupppp
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
TODAY A CUTE GUY DITCHED HIS DATE AND WALKED UP TO ME , CALLING ME BEAUTIFUL. NOT KNOWING HOW TO REPLY , I JUST BLUSHED. HIS DATE GOT ANGRY AND LEFT. ( SORRY. I TAKE THAT BACK , ) HE THEN SAID. ( I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF HER. THANKS ANYWAY. ) FML
Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy . Someone trid to pet him . I trid to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily . He didn't listen and now wants to sue me 4 a dog bite that didn't even break the skin . FML
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements wile se eld er screaming baby. To silence te infant, se wipped out er breast rigt tere and started feeding im. Moments later, e puked breast milk all over ma desk. FML
Today... my grlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night... afterhich she stormed into our bedroom an locked me out. FML
Today, someone stole my card number and tried to use it. Every transaction got declined, not cuz the bank knew it was a fraudulent charge, but cuz I'm so poor that he couldn't make even a single purchase. FML
Friday 27 March 2015