Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 744
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lacespace : Black Hole Sun wont you come
and wash away the rain
black hole sun
wont you come wont you come

lacespace's page activity

Visits<b>MaiqTheLiar</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 3:54am<b>Salvanoi</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 9:27am<b>Mental_1456</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 1:04pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:10pm<b>firefox9778</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 10:04am<b>mip_92</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 4:31pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 1:40pm<b>nataliewby</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 9:49am<b>ForeverJade</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 2:49pm<b>Global_User</b> - the 02/28/2014 at 5:22pm<b>Swedish_Eagle</b> - the 02/25/2014 at 12:20am<b>nubbles10</b> - the 01/29/2014 at 4:24pm<b>monkeyforehead</b> - the 09/12/2013 at 5:08pm<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 09/06/2013 at 11:34pm<b>DejonE</b> - the 05/21/2013 at 11:36pm<b>mhome9</b> - the 04/25/2013 at 9:52am<b>chevyboy13</b> - the 02/12/2013 at 12:22am<b>chippa</b> - the 10/14/2012 at 11:21pm

Fucked!<b>MaiqTheLiar</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 9:54am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 8:10pm

lacespace's FML badges


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of lacespace's badges

lacespace's favorite FMLs

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28773) - you deserved it (7261)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38209) - you deserved it (5957)

On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27826) - you deserved it (3514)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by nothowtheydoitinalabama - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24946) - you deserved it (88748)

On 04/23/2009 at 1:44am - health - by tgstreaks (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: