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lOCODUlCExO
  • Town/Country : P h i l l y x3, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 251
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lOCODUlCExO : L e s b i a n x3 fcuk whatever input you have about that .
-- im a really nice person , once you get to know me .
-- really funny , i WILL make you laugh .
-- fcuk my life ; Its just for fun .
-- anything in particular you want to know ? Ask Me .

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Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30472) - you deserved it (2674)

On 07/22/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was cutting the grass on my riding mower. I spent a good 3 hours working on it. When I finished, I got off and went to take a look. It looked the same as when I started. I then realized that I hadn't lowered the mower part. I spent 3 hours just driving around. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15409) - you deserved it (58186)

On 07/19/2010 at 4:48pm - misc - by Dumbfounded - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me because his mom told him to. FML

#11211630
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39462) - you deserved it (4946)

On 06/15/2010 at 5:50am - love - by Mamasboyhater - United States (California)

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76347) - you deserved it (14618)

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