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kyranstar

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 356
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kyranstar : Hi, I'm Kyran! I'm into piano, fall out boy, and sleeping. Message me!

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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kyranstar's favorite FMLs

Today, a coworker asked me why this week's report was not uploaded to the server. I've been writing these reports once a week for a year and they take a whole day to write. Upload them to what server? FML

#21162641
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37549) - you deserved it (5710)

On 06/04/2014 at 9:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

#506231
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61887) - you deserved it (120074)

On 03/21/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by soliveyerlife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

#46183
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10594) - you deserved it (51391)

On 02/15/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by Nastiaa (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

#11750
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47615) - you deserved it (6468)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)



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