Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (3 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 485
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kyranstar : Hi, I'm Kyran! I'm into piano, fall out boy, and sleeping. Message me!

kyranstar's page activity

Visits<b>MaryssaJean</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 9:04pm<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 6:47pm<b>charrbee90</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 4:08am<b>domiqua</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:07pm<b>RoseBud96</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 3:27am<b>DaEpicTaco</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 8:02pm<b>Malteser95</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:22pm<b>dannie_jones</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:33pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 8:01pm<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 1:38pm<b>Thisisascam</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 12:24am<b>bld1994</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 1:52am<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 6:24pm<b>fatiezzhm</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:59am<b>Ajf92002</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:15pm<b>vlalam</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 2:40pm<b>FordGirl98</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 9:57am<b>mangekyou88</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 4:40am

Fucked!<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 12:47am<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 7:39pm<b>runninggirl8</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 6:32am<b>skye147</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:29pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:45am<b>Cloco98</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 10:21am<b>_delaneybear</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 6:23am<b>royr7395</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 10:17pm<b>MaryssaJean</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 8:37pm

kyranstar's FML badges


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of kyranstar's badges

kyranstar's favorite FMLs

Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27232) - you deserved it (2601)

On 11/16/2015 at 1:44am - intimacy - by WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21104) - you deserved it (1687)

On 10/29/2015 at 9:34pm - misc - by GonnaLockUpMySpices (man) - United States (California)

Today, a coworker asked me why this week's report was not uploaded to the server. I've been writing these reports once a week for a year and they take a whole day to write. Upload them to what server? FML


I agree, your life sucks (40087) - you deserved it (6030)

On 06/04/2014 at 9:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64661) - you deserved it (124615)

On 03/21/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by soliveyerlife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12197) - you deserved it (55080)

On 02/15/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by Nastiaa (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49052) - you deserved it (6608)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: