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About kyranstar : Hi, I'm Kyran! I'm into piano, fall out boy, and sleeping. Message me!

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Today, a coworker asked me why this week's report was not uploaded to the server. I've been writing these reports once a week for a year and they take a whole day to write. Upload them to what server? FML


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On 06/04/2014 at 9:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by soliveyerlife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML


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On 02/15/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by Nastiaa (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML


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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

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