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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4291
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About kylie31 : Hi
I'm 24 years of age, I love video games, Tolkien, Star Wars, DR Who... stuff like that.

kylie31's page activity

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Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 12:11am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 7:11pm<b>Chinhull</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 4:49am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 5:15am<b>AngusEcrivain</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 9:03am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:21am<b>SexyAnonOnTumblr</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:29pm<b>Zee_Mills</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 12:43am<b>jogihoppa8343</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 4:32pm<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 6:11am<b>Teeleebabyy</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 7:11am<b>decimater</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 9:10pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:11pm<b>je83185</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 2:21pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:41pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 5:10pm<b>hgp285</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:50pm<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 5:59am

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kylie31's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML

#15546142
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35081) - you deserved it (5164)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:12pm - misc - by uggo - United States

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52108) - you deserved it (8375)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
698 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74001) - you deserved it (16062)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine pills and a gas mask, due to the radiation scare from Japan. We live in Texas. FML

#15409356
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41295) - you deserved it (7026)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:25am - health - by radiationkillz (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39007) - you deserved it (5038)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33214) - you deserved it (20891) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

#14503708
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65604) - you deserved it (3864)

On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML

#14341625
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10602) - you deserved it (38576)

On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

#14246751
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54707) - you deserved it (4633)

On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

#13874873
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38518) - you deserved it (9357)

On 11/17/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by mydadsawsooomuch (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

#13621862
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47371) - you deserved it (3284)

On 10/28/2010 at 12:27am - love - by heshay - United States (Texas)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72222) - you deserved it (8112)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

#11983627
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104118) - you deserved it (6067)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML

#11859279
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26017) - you deserved it (42698)

On 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by allalone - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

#10448158
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30288) - you deserved it (7532)

On 05/10/2010 at 6:14am - money - by boring (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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