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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3376
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About kylie31 : Hi
I'm 24 years of age, I love video games, Tolkien, Star Wars, DR Who... stuff like that.

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kylie31's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML

#14341625
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9653) - you deserved it (36468)

On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

#14246751
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51453) - you deserved it (4389)

On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

#13874873
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37277) - you deserved it (9168)

On 11/17/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by mydadsawsooomuch (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

#13621862
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45296) - you deserved it (3135)

On 10/28/2010 at 12:27am - love - by heshay - United States (Texas)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72085) - you deserved it (8098)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

#11983627
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101224) - you deserved it (5860)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML

#11859279
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25116) - you deserved it (41259)

On 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by allalone - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

#10448158
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30232) - you deserved it (7520)

On 05/10/2010 at 6:14am - money - by boring (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

#9416886
396 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49169) - you deserved it (9630)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45469) - you deserved it (4077)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

#8889427
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20002) - you deserved it (37746)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

#8238239
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27397) - you deserved it (4288)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

#7698820
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11033) - you deserved it (32092)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

#7609495
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31934) - you deserved it (3981)

On 01/27/2010 at 9:05am - misc - by samantha (woman) - Singapore

Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML

#7416105
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28193) - you deserved it (2097)

On 01/18/2010 at 7:28am - misc - by over_protected (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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