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kylie128

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 December 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 394
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43064) - you deserved it (8907)

On 01/03/2015 at 5:48am - love - by JJ_V3N0M - United States (California)



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