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by HeartToFart / 07/08/2014 at 7:37pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Jack00412 / 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML
by ADanceWithDavos / 07/07/2014 at 11:59am / United Kingdom / Animals
by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
by guest / 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Shannon / 06/18/2014 at 8:58pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by shtidsfpa / 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML
by Anonymous / 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by gracezering / 06/17/2014 at 7:45am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by ToddlersWife / 06/15/2014 at 7:10am / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
Today, my mom found out that I've been having counselling behind her back for the past 4 years. I broke down in tears explaining everything. Her response was, "So you go and bitch about me behind my back?!" And she wonders why I'm depressed. FML
by Anonymous / 06/14/2014 at 6:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
by Anonymous / 06/14/2014 at 2:42am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Kids
by embarrassed girl / 06/07/2014 at 1:40am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML
by unashamed / 06/05/2014 at 4:11am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if… Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2… Today, I went home after work with my best friend who I am also secretly in love with. We had a few…