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Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML
by Josh / 09/27/2011 at 1:14am / United States (Missouri) / Health
by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
by essay2 / 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 3:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML
by hatty / 09/23/2011 at 9:48am / United Kingdom (East Lothian) / Transportation
Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 6:41am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML
by egghead / 09/23/2011 at 4:31am / United Kingdom / Transportation
by kdmoney / 09/23/2011 at 2:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, after having saved up my money for months to buy my college-bound son the car of his dreams, I got a phone call telling me it had been totalled during a drag-race. I only gave him the keys two days ago. FML
by disappointed / 09/22/2011 at 11:08pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/22/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by failure / 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/22/2011 at 12:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous