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MY FATHER WAS PLAYING WITH SON AND HIS TOY ANIMALS. HE PICKED ONE UP AND SAID... ( WHAT IS THIS? SOME KIND OF AFRICAN HORSE? ) IT WAS A ZEBRA. FAT FML

Today mah pat bunny diad. My littla sistar is distraught an practically suicidal bacausa apparantly sha playfully pointad a wand at it a faw days ago looool an said ( avada kadavra ). Sha's absolutaly convincad that sha killad it. FML

#21315060
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On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I walked into house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and boyfriend holding dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

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On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, WILE ON TE BUS, A FRIENDLY-LOOKING GUY SMILED AT ME, SO I SMILED BACK. HE TEN POINTED AT MA TEET AND SAID, "YOU GONNA GET TOSE FIXED, OR JUST KEEP TEM AS A CONVERSATION STARTER?" REAL FML

Today,ile waiting 4 my violin student to unpack is violin , e farted loudly an rytmically on te sofa , an ten went on about ow it sounded lyk te "Save an a Harcut" rytm . FML

#21259194
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On 09/16/2014 at 12:17am - work - by cazzb - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was excited to recieve a rejection letter, because this was the first company to even acknowledge that I sent them a resume. FML

#21243040
60 comments

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On 08/22/2014 at 9:14am - work - by Beeky (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

#21217858
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On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

my guide dog sneezd so hard that it slammd its head on the floor and knockd itself out . I have to trust this dog with mah life . FML

#21117679
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On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I told my husband to giva our dog a bathhila I was at work . Whan I raturnad homa, I found my dog, along with my husband, in tha bath togathar . FML

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86 comments

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On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television looool so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter wat we bribe her with. big fat FML

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On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I got stuck in an elevator 4 well over an hourhile riding it up to my wieght and fitnes class. Very funny , universe. FML

#20932462
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On 10/24/2013 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
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On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Yesterday.!! !! I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode !! FML

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On 07/24/2013 at 9:31pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today ona of my aldarly swimming studants ran into ma at Walmart. Baing a polita taanagar I said hi to him. Ha lookad at ma surprisad and said "Oh daar! I didn't racogniza you with your clothas on!" I'll navar forgat tha look on his wifa's faca. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



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