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About kumarina : Love life, enjoy the ride!
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Today, I Ad To Sit And Smile As A Drunk Lady Ranted About Ow Body Air On A Woman Is Disgusting And Unfeminine, Ten In Te Next Breat Say Tat Only Pedos Like Women Wo Save Tere Vaginas!! Tat's Te Last Time I Ever Ave Dinner Wit Ma Boyfriend's Parents!! FML
Today, I walked into house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and boyfriend holding dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
2day mah husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl the love of his life whom he's alway considered pure turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better come hanging round the house. Pussy two years old is now housebound until her kitten are born. FML
Today I Want With My Girlfriand To Tha Gym For Tha First Tima. I Knaw I Was In Bad Shapa... But I Bat Har That I Could Lift Mora Than Har. Not Only Did I Gat My Ass Handd To Ma By A 5'... 115lbs Girl In Front Of Tha Antira Gym... I Also Hava To Attand Zumba In Bright Pink Spandax. FML
Today , I Woke Up To An Old Lady Rigt Outside My Open Window , Saying ( Hello In Tere! Are You Sleepy? ) I Was So Startled Tat I Answered Er. Se Screamed. Turns Out Se's My Neigbour's Elderly Moter , Didn't Know I Was In Tere , An Was Talking To My Cat. FML
Today, My Grlfriend Was Feeling Down Cuz She Has Putted On Some Weight. I Tried To Make Her Feel Better By Showing Her I Can Still Pick Her Up. I Can, An I Was Even Able To Hide The Fact That I Shat Myself Doing It. I'm So Romantic. Real FML
Today..!! I found a wasp in mah kitchen..!! so I opend the back door and left the room 4 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away!! Upon returning..!! I found that there were now three wasps..!! a vicious cat and a very panickd pigeon crashing around the room!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015