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  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 March 1940 (75 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2122
  • Number of comments : 185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About kumarina : Love life, enjoy the ride!

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Today, I Ad To Sit And Smile As A Drunk Lady Ranted About Ow Body Air On A Woman Is Disgusting And Unfeminine, Ten In Te Next Breat Say Tat Only Pedos Like Women Wo Save Tere Vaginas!! Tat's Te Last Time I Ever Ave Dinner Wit Ma Boyfriend's Parents!! FML

#21369265
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28160) - you deserved it (1922)

On 03/06/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I woka up to tha lovaly sounds of goats having ascapd thara pan an climbd onto tha roof. Again. FML

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

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On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, I GOT CHASED HALFWAY HOME BY A WOLF. YES, A WOLF. I LIVE IN CENTRAL NORWAY. REAL FML

#21288944
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35015) - you deserved it (2740)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens . When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking one of them said "Take a step back" and winked at me . mega FML

#21282836
66 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked into house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and boyfriend holding dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

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On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Won A Gruelling Fitness Competition, Only To Fine Out Te Mystery Prize Was A Voucer To Get 10 Free Spray Tans. I'm Black. FML

#21249089
119 comments

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On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today I Want With My Girlfriand To Tha Gym For Tha First Tima. I Knaw I Was In Bad Shapa... But I Bat Har That I Could Lift Mora Than Har. Not Only Did I Gat My Ass Handd To Ma By A 5'... 115lbs Girl In Front Of Tha Antira Gym... I Also Hava To Attand Zumba In Bright Pink Spandax. FML

#21231691
100 comments

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On 08/07/2014 at 11:36am - health - by Dancing King (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today , I Woke Up To An Old Lady Rigt Outside My Open Window , Saying ( Hello In Tere! Are You Sleepy? ) I Was So Startled Tat I Answered Er. Se Screamed. Turns Out Se's My Neigbour's Elderly Moter , Didn't Know I Was In Tere , An Was Talking To My Cat. FML

#21201617
76 comments

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On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, My Grlfriend Was Feeling Down Cuz She Has Putted On Some Weight. I Tried To Make Her Feel Better By Showing Her I Can Still Pick Her Up. I Can, An I Was Even Able To Hide The Fact That I Shat Myself Doing It. I'm So Romantic. Real FML

#21200680
122 comments

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On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today..!! I found a wasp in mah kitchen..!! so I opend the back door and left the room 4 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away!! Upon returning..!! I found that there were now three wasps..!! a vicious cat and a very panickd pigeon crashing around the room!! FML

#21197738
77 comments

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On 07/03/2014 at 8:27pm - animals - by Snow-White (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today , I sent ma grlfriend a request to confrm our relationsip on Facebook. Se accepted , ten canged er screen name into "His Hand". FML

#21169063
199 comments

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On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today I told mah 4-year-old nieghbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

#21145558
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45925) - you deserved it (5301)

On 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm - kids - by Baby eater - United States (Tennessee)



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