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TODAY , I WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER I FELL DOWN THE STARS!! THE PHYSICIANHO SAW ME BIT HIS LIP AND SAID HE WOULD HAVE TO AMPUTATE MAH FOOT , AND I FAINTED IN TERROR!! ONE OF THE NURSES LATER TOLD ME TO "LEREN TO TAKE A DAMN JOKE." FML

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On 07/26/2013 at 12:25pm - health - by picklebug (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends . We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like . Right as we started playing, 4 some unearthly reason mah body decided to let out a little pee . I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet . He did . real FML

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On 07/26/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I attended an elderly patient's funeral. He died of a heret attack after his daughter, as his carer, stopped all of his meds in favour of a half-cup of garlic a day. Apparently she'd "read an article" about the healing power of garlic,hich trumped 6-year degree. mega FML

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On 07/26/2013 at 3:58am - health - by Saddoc (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes , her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians , atheists an homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML

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On 07/26/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by WhyThankYou (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today... I was in a training about the newest change in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression technique an said she prefer "good... fast... hard pumping." I was the only one who snickerd out loud... drawing several annoyd looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. big fat FML

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On 07/25/2013 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found cat dead on te road. I called family and told tem, and later buried te cat. Not long after I got done burying it, cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. mega FML

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On 07/01/2013 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

today I've come to the conclusion that mah phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed mah PIN code into the microwave . mega FML

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On 06/29/2013 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a neighbor's kid decided to pick a fight with me because I'm "the new kid in town and need to lerenho's in charge". When I told him I'm 27, he said excuse like that aren't going to get me off the hook. I just moved ere and I'm already being harassed by a twelve year old. FML

Today, I overheard mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew wat internet dating was three weeks ago. FML

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On 06/26/2013 at 10:08am - money - by weneedthatmoneytoliveon (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I facd severe phobia of spiders in order to remove a rather large one from home . After 20 minutes of desperate struggling, it was finally taken care of . Relievd, I sat down and glancd across the hallway just in time to see a second, equally large spider strutting across the wall . FML

Taday I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, ( I already knew that babe. ) FML

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On 06/25/2013 at 2:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after asking my psychiatrist about natural alternative to medication fir my depression, she replied, ( Why not Zoidberg? ) mega FML

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On 06/24/2013 at 6:12pm - health - by thanksdoc (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I thought I was home alone. Likewise... mah visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprisehen I caught him stealing money from mah sister's bedroom. FML

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On 06/24/2013 at 1:38am - money - by pumboc (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

My Boss Gave Me An Autograped Poto Of Imself After E Eard Tat I Tink E's Intimidatingly Attractive. FML

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On 06/24/2013 at 1:20am - work - by myfavoritesgouda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, ma usband finally returned from is 18-mont deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from ma Aunt. Se was iding in our closet teole time to surprise us wit cake for is safe return. FML

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On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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